what batting squad do you fit into?

Descriptions

Batting squads refer to animal related comparisons or general ability to just try and smear it.

Meerkats :

are busy annoying pokers who smile inwardly at running on a missfield or if the ball hits the stumps and they get an extra run from an overthrow. Always backing up over-enthusiastically. Ball never leaves the ground or square. Go for your lunch or to the bar or toilet when they are batting.

Ferrets:

Chippers and dibblers, scroungers of runs but less annoying than meerkats. Boundary avoiders, would rather run a 3.

Weasles:

Occasional boundaries. Aggravating run gatherers and strike stealers.

Murder:

Eye closing hackers.

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